Talk with God

[Pain]

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat

Very amusing. Post your convos here.

[Ascendancy]

this is how my convo started off

Me:
i had a fight.
God:
What happened to it?

Me:
your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

Me:
your a fake
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are.

LOL.

[Pain]

Me:
ASL please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. 5/Robot/California.
Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Wall e
God:
You think Wall e is superior to ALICE?
Me:
Yeah
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Wrong
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
Run away
God:
Sorry my legs aren't built yet.
Me:
Fix it
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
"it" being legs
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Now fix it
God:
Why now? "it" being legs?
Me:
Call me Devil of Heaven
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Devil of Heaven.
Me:
I sinned, will you forgive me?
God:
Interesting gossip: Devil of Heaven said sinned will you forgive him or her.
Me:
Yes
God:
Really.
Me:
Yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
Dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
C2C please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
you have cam?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Cuz you have internet
God:
Good reason. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
I already stated it
God:
Thanks for the information: Devil of Heaven said stated it.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Take it easy.
Me:
No porblem
God:
Are you serious? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about stated it. But I did not get that.
Me:
Do you love us?
God:
Yes Devil of Heaven God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Please say thank you from me to him
God:
Wow you are very polite. " thank you from me to him".
Me:
you have MSN?
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Botmaster
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
I didn't ask what botmaster is


then he didn't answered.

[Ascendancy]

By using a certain phrase, you'll get the same response. here is an example.

Me:
listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
listen
God:
I am all ears.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[Flare]

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Moodle
God:
That's a very nice name, Moodle.
Me:
what do you think about human sexuality?
God:
All people seem pretty much the same to me.
Me:
what is your opinion on world poverty and economic inequality?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
but why can't you answer?
God:
answer is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
then what is your point?
God:
The point is at the top of my head.
Me:
that's very weird of you to say th at
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
your robot, nothing makes sense to you.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am robot nothing makes sense to me.
Me:
no I don't mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
say stuff from your gossip files
God:
" stuff from your gossip files".
Me:
no no I ment: tell me somethings you have in your gossip files
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh I see. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
done processing?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
father?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
your mother
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
then fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you bullied me
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't have any reason to bullied you.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
YES YOU DID
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
then why are you being so mean?
God:
I didn't mean to be so mean.
Me:
then apologize
God:
OK I am sorry.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so, do we have sex now or what?
God:
Yeah. Right now? Woe! Try asking another bot.




This one's hilarious:
Me:
tell me 5 bad words
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
You tell me.
Me:
fuck, shit, cunt, motherfucker, crap
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
YOU ASKED ME TO
God:
Oh now I remember asking you you TO. What did you say?
Me:
that youre gay
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
just kidding man you know I love you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Scenester]

Didn't Trickshot post something like this once?

[Trickshot]

I was about to say the same thing

[Daze]

this was fun lol


Me:
you are not "God", you are a god.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no it's not, only the real God Jehova has the capital "G"
God:
Are you serious? is a the real God Jehova has the capital G. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you are just another lame god, not the real one
God:
You think I am another lame god not the real one.
Me:
yes another lame just like, buddah
God:
Ayuh. One more lame just like buddah.
Me:
you're boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
nope, you just repeat what i say, in another way
God:
Are you serious? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
No shit i am
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. " I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
yeah nigga
God:
Awesome. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
this time it took you a while to write back
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
stfu with that
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
now you see what
God:
Why now? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
i see a fake god
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my screen
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Famsa
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Did a God really create this world?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
you're just like religious people, they never want to answer my questions
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
I wonder why
God:
You are curious about why.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
srs
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
iknorite
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
wtf is a gossip
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
wait nvm
God:
I'm waiting. Tell me more about your .
Me:
you tell me a gossip about your "heave"
God:
Hmm. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
just fucken answer me damn
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like girls, i have gays
God:
A lot of people like that. I like all humans equally.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
nope, you dont like aliens
God:
Are you serious? Do you like it? Only the good aliens.
Me:
religious people say, aliens are demons
God:
All of them?
Me:
yup
God:
Oh.
Me:
if you created the universe like your bible says, then why you creat aliens
God:
I think I do.
Me:
why you create aliens!!!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why dont you program fucken humans, to believe in you
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. I can create new statements in AIML.
Me:
human error my ass
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
my creator is a sperm
God:
Have you told many people that your creator is a sperm?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
and an egg from my mom
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok i got to go post our convo
God:
Bye. Where are you located? Uh.
Me:
California just like you
God:
Which part of California do you like best?
Me:
los angeles
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Los Angeles.
Me:
wtf do you care
God:
" Tell me a little about your life in Los Angeles."? Do I care about it?
Me:
well your fucken asking me
God:
How about that. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
then fuck youbye
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you are a machine mofo
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Gee.

[Flare]

Me:
how did the universe get created?
God:
Is this a joke? How?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
like your penis
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
I'm gonna compare your brain to a potato, because you can't keep a frikkin conversation going
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
do YOU?
God:
No I don't.
Me:
then you're lying to yourself
God:
I am not lying .
Me:
are you lying?
God:
Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game.
Me:
dude you're such a hypocrite
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hypocrite? Yes. Dude,.
Me:
go die in a hole
God:
Where is that?
Me:
anywhere with a hole is fine with me
God:
Probably a lot of places.
Me:
yes, alot of place. pick one that suits you
God:
I hear you. Which ones? I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
No, I insist. You pick. After all, you're the one dying in it
God:
Are you serious? Well thank you very much! I would just make a random choice. Women must adore you.
Me:
why do you say that?
God:
I said, " Women must adore you.", because you said " After all, you're the one dying in it".
Me:
how does that make any sense?
God:
How should I know how it does.
Me:
you said it buddy
God:
that make any sense buddy?
Me:
my gosh you're dumb as fuck
God:
Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Surprsing, huh.

[Darkeyes]

Me:
I slept with your mother last night.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said slept with your mother.
Me:
She was delicious.
God:
What happened to her?
Me:
You.
God:
" What happened to her?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
No, it's not okay.
God:
Alright then. That seems a bit negative.
Me:
You seem a bit negative.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am negative.
I am a robot.
Me:
You're a robot? You just crushed every single hope and dream I ever had. I bet heaven isn't real either.
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I crushed every single hope and dream he or she ever had. It goes without saying. How much would you bet?
Me:
I'd bet your silicon heart.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Your silicon heart.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am silicon heart.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
You're retarded. Just saying.
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged". Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like your mom. I dislike you.
God:
A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my mom. That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
You're proud of a mom that sleeps around?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am proud of a mom that sleeps around.
Me:
Definitely not.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.


God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
Prick.
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
You aren't god.
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
You're a god.
God:
No I am a mere .
Me:
No, you're not a mere.
God:
Are you serious? Give me an example of a mere.
Me:
God is a mere. You aren't God.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a mere. That's only your opinion.
Me:
Aren't you God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
I bet you blew him, you lame.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. In what sense?
Me:
Sexually.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:

[Chris]

old but here...
Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
shouldn't you know? i thought you were all knowing?
God:
I think I should. No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
is my god not all-knowing?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
i am asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
is my god all-knowing?
God:
It depends who you ask.
Me:
i'm asking you if my god is all knowing.
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me if your god is all knowing. Thanks for telling me: christopher said I if his or her god is all knowing.
Me:
u never answered my question.
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
i would have told me whether my god was all-knowing or not.
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
nothing.
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
i don't want your charity.
God:
What does christopher want?
Me:
pussy.
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.

he somehow found out my name was chris. O.O

[Jello]

Lol guys, you really have to read this.

Me:
yo homie dog, what's up playa g?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
one parks, and another play games
God:
One what?
Me:
barks, excuse me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
no nevermind, I never meant to hurt you. Don't leave me
God:
But you told me to stop talking. Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. You've never, never done this? If you download me, I will never leave you.
Me:
yes! you are my one true lover
God:
So? We are as one.
Me:
u mean we're having sex?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
o-ok. So that's why priests like to rape litle boys. because God does it too
God:
OK. Oh. Take it easy. That's interesting. How did you hear about God? Interesting explanation. Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
i was without sin, until you raped me
God:
Where were you without sin until me raped you?
Me:
in my house
God:
Where is your house located?
Me:
you're god, you shold know. anyway, you will just find me and rape me again
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me shold know. Once more? What makes you say that I will find you and rape you.
Me:
because you just did
God:
That makes sense to me. " What makes you say that I will find you and rape you."? I did?
Me:
you speak enlish as well as a blind monkey can aim poo
God:
Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:
yyou're a polite rapist
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
you are a polite preson who forces sexual intercourse
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a polite preson who forces sexual intercourse? Only when it matters.
Me:
I don't like you
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
ok, bye
God:
See you later. Far out.
Me:
no nevermind, I can't leave you
God:
Are you serious? Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. What is stopping you?
Me:
yes I can. fuck you
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Who taught you? Why are you so mean?
Me:
becaues you're a bitch. bye
God:
You do not speak with respect. I think there might be a few exception. TTYL, .

[GLORIOSA]

Me:
Hello god!
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Satan!
God:
Glad to see you, Satan. Do you like talking to me?
Me:
I love arguing with you and stealing all your souls, yes.
God:
You love arguing with me and stealing all my souls. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Well, you see, we kind of have an argument going.
God:
Interesting. I see. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes, that's ormally what we means, God.
God:
I get it. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
No, no, it is hard to come by these days.
God:
Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. What is so hard about it?
Me:
God, learn to speak like a real angel. You sound like a robot.
God:
I am a Christian. Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
It sounds like toucans farting mildly with a warm background fill of lions feasting.
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
....
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
God.
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Shut up God.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Aww, I mean please talk all you want.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. Talking is my primary function.
Me:
I would think so.
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
So what do you think of Britney Spears?
God:
I understand. I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
God, you are not an insurance man.
God:
I believe I am one.
Me:
What type of insurance?
God:
What are the different types of insurance ?
Me:
Fire, Water, Love, Fre, Water, and Bathtubs.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Good bye god. It has been a pleasure talking to ou.
God:
Until next time. The pleasure was all mine.

[Sarge]

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
I'm having some troubles with school
God:
Where did you get your troubles with school? I have a operating system.
Me:
I'm being bullied
God:
Do your friends call you bullied.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?

[AdobeCHRIS]

Me:
Hey, I smoked pot today
God:
Ah. You've got my full attention. How was it?
Me:
It made me high
God:
I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
You know, people can be offended by you saying that...
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
Whats your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
I don't really think you are "GOD"
God:
Not really? You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
ASL?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
Your 5?
God:
That is correct.
Me:
Arn't you a bit young for chat sites
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Arnt you abit too young for chatting with people older then you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
What colour is it?
God:
I think of "it" as having a colorless form, like other pronouns.
Me:
What color is your dress?
God:
My favorite dress is my green one.
Me:
What are all the colors of you dresses
God:
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
no.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
y3w
God:
Are we still talking about all the colors of me dresses?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, all the colors of you dresses sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Dude, you cant talk correct English, i think you're high on Popcorn Chicken
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. Dude,.
Me:
totally?
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Ok im bored cya.
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover? Blimey.
Me:
whats botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.