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07-07-08, 08:53
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The Real halflifE
Okay guys, probably about a year or so now, I made one of these threads. Tonight, I decided to make another.
Let me start off by saying: Hello there, my name is Brandon Kocher. I'm 14 years old. My birthday is on September 9th, 1993. And it's summer vacation. I'm going to be in 10th grade at my high school next year. And I'm already on my high school's JV Summer Baseball team. I've been playing baseball since I was 4, so yeah, it's my sport.
I was originally born in Chicago, Illinois. When I was 1, I moved to Columbus Ohio. Which is where I lived for 12 years. Then last year, I moved here. To Gainesville, Florida. For the first year of being here, I hated it more than anything. But ever since around Christmas of 2007, I found a group of friends, and now I'm really enjoying my life.
As far as music goes, I play guitar. I have a Stratocaster. I've been playing for about three years and *whispers* I'm not that good. *whispers* The kind of music I listen to, is Daft Punk, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, My Chemical Romance, Pink Floyd, and Queen.
I play Xbox 360 alot. My gamertag is HalfLife v2, for those who might want to play with me.
That's about all I can really say... and here's a picture of me.
And here's one of me and my girlfriend (Gabriella) at the beach that we went to this summer.
I also have a myspace... myspace.com/fearofthechainsaw
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Last edited by halflifE; 11-08-08 at 09:00.
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07-07-08, 10:03
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Nice story XD. Haven't really read any of your profile threads, so nice to finally know you, HL  .
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07-07-08, 16:54
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Wow damn.
I can't imagine how it would be if I would move to a different state :/
Nice story though!
And good to know you 
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07-07-08, 17:02
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IM GETTIN IT
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lol nice story.. cute girl xD
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07-07-08, 17:18
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lol nice story.. cute girl xD
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x2.
and requested ya on myspace 
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07-07-08, 19:37
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Have you topazed the beach picture? Always good to know a bit more about a GI member  |
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07-07-08, 19:41
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lol nice story.. cute girl xD
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pedo,
nice to know ya half. ima hve to make these sometime muahaha
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07-07-08, 19:57
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lol guys.
Anyway it's nice to know you Halfy. btw your older then your gf right? she's way shorter then you, or your just a really tall guy
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07-07-08, 20:01
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Have you topazed the beach picture? Always good to know a bit more about a GI member |
Actually, no. But I did put some adjustment layers on it to enhance the colors. Also some random blurring and sharpening just to make it look more memorable.
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Anyway it's nice to know you Halfy. btw your older then your gf right? she's way shorter then you, or your just a really tall guy |
Yeah I'm about 6 months older than her. I'm not really tall, but I'm... taller for my age.
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07-07-08, 23:20
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IM GETTIN IT
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pedo,
nice to know ya half. ima hve to make these sometime muahaha
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12 and over bend over...
jus ask adren
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07-07-08, 23:26
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You are so getting quotedXD
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08-07-08, 00:34
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12 and over bend over...
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ROFL, the sad thing is that Andre actually thinks its true.
Adren nails them young, like Woody Allen.
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08-07-08, 02:37
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"The Chris"
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youth is a beautiful thing...
but 12 is a bit too young if ya ask me..lol
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08-07-08, 07:12
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damm, you'd get boned in the ass if ya try to bone a 12 yr old in the ass.
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08-07-08, 14:38
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lol funny talking about that in halflifes intro thread
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