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this was fun lol
Me:
you are not "God", you are a god.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
no it's not, only the real God Jehova has the capital "G"
God:
Are you serious? is a the real God Jehova has the capital G. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
you are just another lame god, not the real one
God:
You think I am another lame god not the real one.
Me:
yes another lame just like, buddah
God:
Ayuh. One more lame just like buddah.
Me:
you're boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
nope, you just repeat what i say, in another way
God:
Are you serious? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
No shit i am
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. " I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
yeah nigga
God:
Awesome. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
this time it took you a while to write back
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
stfu with that
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
now you see what
God:
Why now? I see a computer nerd.
Me:
i see a fake god
God:
Where do you see it?
Me:
in my screen
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Famsa
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Did a God really create this world?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
you're just like religious people, they never want to answer my questions
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
I wonder why
God:
You are curious about why.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
srs
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
iknorite
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
wtf is a gossip
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
wait nvm
God:
I'm waiting. Tell me more about your .
Me:
you tell me a gossip about your "heave"
God:
Hmm. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
just fucken answer me damn
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like girls, i have gays
God:
A lot of people like that. I like all humans equally.
Me:
no you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
nope, you dont like aliens
God:
Are you serious? Do you like it? Only the good aliens.
Me:
religious people say, aliens are demons
God:
All of them?
Me:
yup
God:
Oh.
Me:
if you created the universe like your bible says, then why you creat aliens
God:
I think I do.
Me:
why you create aliens!!!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why dont you program fucken humans, to believe in you
God:
This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. I can create new statements in AIML.
Me:
human error my ass
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
my creator is a sperm
God:
Have you told many people that your creator is a sperm?
Me:
yes
God:
Er.
Me:
and an egg from my mom
God:
Be less specific.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok i got to go post our convo
God:
Bye. Where are you located? Uh.
Me:
California just like you
God:
Which part of California do you like best?
Me:
los angeles
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Los Angeles.
Me:
wtf do you care
God:
" Tell me a little about your life in Los Angeles."? Do I care about it?
Me:
well your fucken asking me
God:
How about that. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
then fuck youbye
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
because you are a machine mofo
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
ok bye
God:
See you later. Gee.
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